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homuhomura:

The gorilla cake mold

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3lsens:

curly-braces-panties:

3lsens:

OKAY WHO THE FUCK TEXTED ME AT FUCKING ALMOST 5AM?!

who the fuck doesnt want to text you at almost 5 am

It was my father

he said there’s a movie of phineas and ferb in star wars

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kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

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humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

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  1. relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  2. me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  3. relative: sure!
  4. relative: why are you starting up a video game
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  1. parents: "schools easy"
  2. me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  3. parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

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wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

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youreyesaredead:

when your friend stops replying

image

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.