Posted 11 hours ago

joshpeck:

i just want the bees to be saved is that too much to ask for

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

jeniac:

do you ever

Posted 11 hours ago

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

jaspersynth:

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

finally

(Source: officialmondozappa)

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Posted 11 hours ago

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

Posted 11 hours ago

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

Posted 11 hours ago

treyner:

awwww-cute:

It looks so soft

i legitimately cannot tell if this is a bear or a dog or something inbetween

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
trebaolofarabia:

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

trebaolofarabia:

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

(Source: televandalist)

Posted 11 hours ago
betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

Posted 11 hours ago

squarecutorpearshape:

WHO IS RAISING THIS CHILD

(Source: tropius)

Posted 11 hours ago

cyberjock:

*watches 1 episode of anime*

ah yes now i can reblog it

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  2. Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  3. Guy: Well...yeah.
  4. Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you