Posted 1 hour ago

grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

(Source: loveleighxsponge)

Posted 1 hour ago

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

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(Source: peterjasonquills)

Posted 1 hour ago
vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

Posted 1 hour ago

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

Posted 1 hour ago

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(Source: rrraquelle)

Posted 1 hour ago

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

Posted 1 hour ago

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

Posted 10 hours ago
ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Posted 10 hours ago

thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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Posted 10 hours ago

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

(Source: giritina)

Posted 10 hours ago

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

Posted 10 hours ago

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  2. High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  3. College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  4. History Channel: Aliens.
Posted 10 hours ago

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

I’m sorry, I tried to scroll past….I really did

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

Posted 10 hours ago

odeathly:

some of the latest welcome to nightvale tweets [x]